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Columnist Chronicles Life With Cancer

Sunday, April 22, 2007 1:24:44 PM
By FRANK ELTMAN

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. (AP) - A sense of humor helps, Lauren Terrazzano says, when you're dying of cancer.

If there's a heaven, the newspaper columnist wrote recently, she plans to have a drink with John F. Kennedy Jr., who crashed near Martha's Vineyard, and then "thwack him on the head for flying that night in the fog."

And, if she somehow winds up in hell, she wants to meet the guy "who invented the tape that keeps your IV in place. I will proceed to wrap him in it, like a mummy, and then peel it off. Slowly.


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