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So Andre Agassi was a meth head. Gotta admit I didn't see that one coming.
Then again, I didn't believe a potbellied fringe player who could barely hit the ball out of his shadow would become the first golfer to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs. Whatever Doug Barron was taking, it wasn't working.
Never thought I'd see the NFL commissioner begging Congress for a federal law to help discipline drug cheats, either. Roger Goodell's league is full of strangely shaped 325-pounders who run like gazelles and he wants government protection?
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